I know some people will take one look at this and be all "OMG, KARL! It’s KARL LAGERFELD! It’s DESIGNER! And if it’s made by KARL LAGERFELD the DESIGNER then it must totally your world!" But look, the thing is: Karl scares me. It’s something to do with that whole "Prince of Darkness" thing he’s got going on. There are good reasons why The Manolo calls him "the evil one", you know?
So, this… This is a shirt with Karl Lagerfeld’s face on it. £70 to walk around with his face on your front. Do I hear any offers? (Get it at Net-a-Porter if you must.)