After the couture crimes we’ve been featuring in Wear or Die recently, we thought you might want to slip into something a little more comfortable – or actually, maybe not when you find out that by “comfortable” we mean “a playsuit”. And by “a playsuit”, we mean “one of the two playsuits pictured above”. Ah. The “nylons over the face” look from the Martin Margiela show are starting to seem like a good idea all of a sudden, no?
Still, whatever you think of them (and who knows, you may even like them, in which case this’ll be an easy game for you), you must pick one of the outfits above, and you must wear it – or die. Will it be Topshop’s leopard print all-in-one, though, or would you prefer to be seen out and about in Grey Ant’s “bloomer suit“? (A word from the wise here: you may just want to check out the back view of that one before making your decision….)
Tell us, then, readers: which of these would you wear if you had to wear one, or die?
Carol
It would have been the bloomer suit until I saw the back. I mean, it has pockets big enough to carry a mask for those awkward moments when you run into people you know on the street. But now I’ll have to go with the leopard leotard and my trench coat. And a hat. A really big, floppy, hide-your-whole-face kind of hat…
View CommentArielle
It pains me to say it, but… the leopard print one. I mean, there’s undignified, and then there’s SERIOUSLY undignified, and the one on the right looks like it would be worn by the kind of people that like to wear diapers.
View CommentThe idea of me dressed in either of these is laughably painful though. =/
Han
I’d take the bloomers, add a newsboy cap and a red bandanna, and begin my impressions of young Christian Bale. Perhaps my embarrassing dancing would distract folks from my outfit…
View Commentkelly
So I can pick death, right?
View CommentI do love the description of the bloomers though: “…this overall features…side welt pockets punctuated by leather triangles provide sleek detail. The slouchy fit offers a one-of-a-kind appeal”
I think they have it with one of a kind appeal…
Am
the one on the right. There looks like an option to undo the buttons holding the legs up in that ‘diaper-like’ way, so I’d just undo those buttons, and go from there. I just cannot bring myself to wear the leopard print – camel-toe is worse than diaper, methinks.
View CommentDiana
I absolutely agree with Am, Iยดd never EVER wear leopard print.. Iยดd rather choose the diaper look than the wild print….
View Commentpeachfish
I’d have to go with the leopard print and maybe throw some kind of black tunic top over it…because appearing to be wearing leopard print leggings is still better than wearing a leopard print bodysuit and WAY better that looking like I’m wearing a diaper with suspenders!
View CommentSteph
Bloomer suit – I don’t do leopard print, and certainly not all-over leopard print.
View CommentNatasha
You are a cruel, cruel woman, you know that, don’t you? The one on the right, I guess, but somewhere I’m sure no one would see me.
View CommentZoe
I had the same thought Am did, it does look unbuttonable. Leopard print is unforgivable, diaper butt is welcome in comparison. Anyway, I rather like the top half of it, actually.
View Commentedit
I would never wear the leopard print playsuit. The right one would be OK on holiday especially if I can button it down
View CommentSarah
The bloomer suit…but it would be a painful experience lol.
View CommentDanielle
The bloomers, but I won’t be happy about it. At least you can go to the bathroom in them.
View CommentRock Hyrax
This is a difficult one! Toddler outfit for me please.
View CommentAnna
Ughhh I hate these things. But I could probably find some way to rock the leopard one whereas the other one would just make me look like I was wearing a diaper.
View Commentnet
Oh no. Camel toe look or poopy pants look?
View CommentDeath…
Not an option? I guess I’ll have to go with the diaper pants.
Leopard print + Tight suit = My biggest nightmare.
b.
The leotard. That way I could pretend I’m a glam rock star or a ballet dancer, whereas the one on the right looks like a full nappy, and only like a full nappy.
View Commentjojo
id wear the topshop one! its not that bad.
View CommentPrettyPorcupine
Very tough choice, but I’m inclined to the leopard print as looking as closer to “normal” or “remotely human” than the other atrocity. I’d wear it with my big long black winter coat and tall boots. The other…there is no hiding that.
View CommentPrettyPorcupine
Very tough choice, but I’m inclined to the leopard print as looking as closer to “normal” or “remotely human” than the other atrocity. I’d wear it with my big long black winter coat and tall boots. The other…there is no hiding that.
View CommentWhitney
bloomer suit
View CommentEmily
The front of the “bloomer suit” is SO! much more appealing then I saw the back and wanted to throw up! but the leopard print one is hideous! it kills me to say it but thr bloomer suit! ๐
View CommentEmily
The front of the “bloomer suit” is SO! much more appealing then I saw the back and wanted to throw up! but the leopard print one is hideous! it kills me to say it but thr bloomer suit! ๐
View CommentEmily
The front of the “bloomer suit” is SO! much more appealing then I saw the back and wanted to throw up! but the leopard print one is hideous! it kills me to say it but thr bloomer suit! ๐
View CommentEmily
The front of the “bloomer suit” is SO! much more appealing then I saw the back and wanted to throw up! but the leopard print one is hideous! it kills me to say it but thr bloomer suit! ๐
View Commentnano
definitely the bloomer suit ! It look really cute except on the back..Well i can always wear a long zip hoodie to hide my back !
View CommentUmm
Never would i ever wear leopard print.. skin-tight.. yuck. So I’d have my silly shorts on. The girl in the picture is actually pulling it off pretty well.
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