Crimes of Fashion, Jeans

Jean Paul Gaultier jeans: is that an accordion in your pants, or are you just pleased to see us?

We THINK that’s an accordion inside these pants, anyway, but we’d have to ask our detective squad to investigate to be sure, because let’s face it, you could fit just about anything in there, couldn’t you?

Actually, that’s an interesting point: would you get through airport security wearing these, do you think, or would they stop you and ask you to step aside and “empty your pants” to make sure you weren’t carrying anything you shouldn’t be in them? And is it wrong of us to secretly hope we’re there when that exact scenario finally comes to pass?

[Buy them at Louisa Via Roma]
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