Irregular Choice’s Wrap Boots help you pretend you don’t have any legs

IrregularchoicebootsI know I’ve said this before, but as "wacky" as they can be, Irregular Choice have odd (sometimes very odd) moments of pure genius when it comes to their footwear.

This is not one of those moments.

Actually, these sinister looking black ‘Wrap’ boots remind me of nothing so much as those table legs the Victorians used to put little "skirts" over,  est they offend anyone’s delicate sensibilities. So, are these  boots for the terribly modest or are they just boots for the terribly dressed? You tell me…

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  • September 25, 2007


    it’s like someone’s leg was chopped off…

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  • September 26, 2007


    Certainly strange looking. For some reason I could see the leather skirt bit peeking out from beneath a pair of jeans, and finding the effect interesting. But then again I am functioning on serious sleep dep, so that doesn’t mean much.

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  • October 2, 2007


    It seems to me that there is half a cowboy leg stoned in a boot! So funny…maybe to be we worn at a Holloween party

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  • January 21, 2008


    i do like the style. it’s different and it actually makes your legs seem longer as it hides the heel. i was recently in Paris and i saw quite a few girls wearing them with just tights and a baggy sweater on top. it seemed very sexy!!!!
    yet i think it shows great in slim figures and definitely you have to match them with a discrete -similar color of tights

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  • May 14, 2008


    I love these shoes.
    try to get them in NYC but they were sold out in no time.
    they are amazingly sexy with extra short shorts without making you look tacky.
    they are funky, fresh, stylish…

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Irregular Choice to make clothes, Fashion Police to call in re-inforcements


Now tell me: would you trust the people who made this shoe to design your clothes? No, me neither. But I have to admit, when I heard that Irregular Choice are to start selling clothes, a little part of me rejoiced.  Irregular Choice, you will be making The Fashion Police’s job too easy: no more will we have to spend hours out on the beat, identifying fashion crimes and apprehending fashion criminals . No, we’ll be able to go straight to your website and our work will be done. Or maybe not. Maybe you’ll do a good job, who knows?

Irregular Choice will be showcasing their new clothing line on the website for one week, starting on July 1st. We’ll see you there.


  • February 4, 2009


    such a nice design and style of the shoes! that’s my favorite color,, looks cool,,, huh!! keep posting!

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  • April 4, 2009


    I dunno, kinda cute, with a manny suit, all broad and straight and… lookie-lookie: Tigger toes!

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  • May 12, 2009


    If you look up Irregular Choice’s other shoes, you will find that they have very creative and adorable designs. I am excited to see what clothes they come up with!
    I even think these shoes are pretty innovative and it would simply take a bold personality and simple outfit to pull them off.

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