Introducing the ‘Here’s My Boob!’ dress, by Aqua

Funnily enough, this model is wearing exactly the same facial expression we imagine most onlookers will assume when you walk by wearing this little number. It’s a mixture of shock, amusement, and, of course, hope: hope that the wearer of the dress will make just one wrong move, and that barely-covered breast of hers will make a bid for freedom.

The Fashion Police, meanwhile, are hoping that DOESN’T happen. Because then we’d have to arrest her, and our jail is looking pretty full right now. Instead, we’ll just cross our fingers and hope she’s made good use of the ol’ double-sided tape. It’s her only hope…

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  • February 15, 2011


    And they call it a Peter Pan dress. Send it to NEVER EVER WEAR LAND (due to the lack of available spaces in FP jail).
    I hope they are not planning to come up with a Mowgli dress.

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  • February 16, 2011


    It looks like a slutty version of the dress from the “meltdown” music video.

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