What do you call sheer shorts? Shhorts, of course!

We think the word “shorts” is a bit ambitious in this case, Haider Ackermann. We’re going to  call these “Shhorts” instead.

And this?

We’re going to call this view “an abomination.”

Seriously, folks: if what you’re wearing under your clothes is more visible than the clothes themselves, then you cannot be said to be “wearing clothes”. You are not “dressed”.  You are THE EMPEROR. (You’ve also just been scammed out of £285, which is what these shhorts cost, but that’s a matter for the Daylight Robbery division to investigate.)

Disagree? That’s OK, Emperor: just click here to buy your shhorts…

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