Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherette’s fur-covered shoes and boots

HeatheretteIs it just us, or does it look like Heatherette just chopped the leg off a bear and then stuck a shoe on the end of it to make these?

But wait! There’s more!

HeatherettefurThis one, meanwhile, was apparently fashioned from the hoof of some alien creature. And we know, we know – sometimes you just need your feet to be warm. The thing is, though, you NEVER need your feet to look like this, really, do you?

Heatherette_shoeOh God, it almost looks like it’s still alive…

Baby_bearFrom the leg of Baby Bear, this time.

Orange_platformsOK, so this one isn’t actually covered in fur, but even so, people, even so…

We don’t know about the rest of you, but we think this may be a job for Officer Mousy, no?

(The full collection can be viewed here. Thanks to Fashion Brand for the heads-up…)

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