Harem Hell: Rachel Pally Seraglio pants


What’s worse than a pair of harem pants?

A pair of harem pants in a colour not too far removed from the shade of some people’s skin.

Because, that way you won’t just look like you’re wearing a particularly ugly pair of pants. No, you’ll look like your wearing a particularly ugly pair of LEGS: ones with the flesh hanging loosely around your knees, and a strangely deformed groin area.

But, you know, if that’s the look you’re going for, be our guests. In the Fashion Police jail, that is. These are by Rachel Pally, they’re also available in black, and they’re $185 at Shopbop.


  • December 22, 2009


    Actually, these quite look like harem LEGGINGS.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually were, bloody designers have been doing all sorts of things with leggings…
    I wonder when will the nightmare be over. I’m a little bit tired of seeing girls wearing them as if they were pants. Hopefully, in a few years, they’ll look back and think “Holy sh*t, I was wearing undergarment as PANTS!”

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  • December 22, 2009


    those shoes are awesome…shame about the pants

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  • December 24, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    This takes me back to my young childhood , when I’d try to get into last year’s woolly tights that I’d grown out of…

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  • December 25, 2009


    This is the worst possible fabric that you could use for harem pants. It really makes me nauseated when I look at it..

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  • December 29, 2009


    The model doesn’t have any reason to disguise her beautiful behind like that.

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  • April 26, 2010


    It looks like a dirty diaper.

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