Crimes of Ebay Fashion: Polka Dot Hammer Pants


I don’t know what’s most surprising about this: the fact that someone, somewhere decided that it would be a good idea to make Hammer Pants in mustard yellow with polka dots (with attractive elasticated waist, natch), or the fact that, at the time of writing, this auction has already attracted five bidders.

Are there people out there who actually wear this kind of thing, then? Because I’m not sure I even know anyone who’d wear yellow polka dot pants at all, let alone yellow polka dot Hammer Pants.

The seller of these fine items points out that while they’re designed for me, women would actually wear them too, if they so desired. Well, thank goodness for that! It’ll be Hammer Time here at Fashion Police HQ in a jiffy…

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  • January 16, 2008


    In answer to your question Amber, American people would wear these.

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