I love the colour, I love the style and I …

Comment on Dress of the Day: Green frill-edge dress from Dorothy Perkins by Fozzie.

I love the colour, I love the style and I HATE the material. It looks like it is made from green gardening bags. If it didn’t look like it needs a damn good iron, I’d be tempted and I love the potential movement around the bottom of the skirt.

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