£365. Three. Hundred. And. Sixty. Five. Pounds. That’s one pound for every day of the year, folks, and that’s how much it’ll cost you to wear these Jill Sander sandals which only need a wrinkled old pair of American Tan tights and a nice floral "frock" to perfect that "old lady" look.
Or, of course, you could just pop down to your local charity shop or take a look at those odd adverts that always appear in the Sunday supplements, and you’ll be able to pick up a similar pair for a few pounds.