Givenchy add thongs to ankle boots

Look at this boot, readers. The bright red colour, the all-over sequins, the high heel… It’s just not DIFFERENT enough, is it? What could we do to make it more “edgy”, and thus more fashionable, we wonder?

Oh, we know!

Add a thong on the inside! Viola: now we can call it “fashun”. And we can charge £3,000 for it!

Soon you’ll be wondering why all boots don’t have thongs, you mark our words…

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  • December 2, 2010

    Mitr Friend

    When its cold enough to wear boots, why thongs???
    When its stylish enough to wear thongs, won’t be boots stuffy???
    I don’t get it!!!

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  • December 2, 2010


    Add blades and go skating.

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  • December 2, 2010


    Good thing they make socks with separate toes.

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  • September 2, 2011


    terrrible ive saw street walkers with better shoes… just saying

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  • November 1, 2012


    This is just a ugly fail

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