Galliano’s Pink Jester Hat: for the fashionable fool


When we first laid eyes on this item, we had one of those "What the hell is it?" moments, as we stared at it uncomprehendingly, wondering which part of the body it was supposed to adorn. Then we got it: it's a hat. You know, like court jesters used to wear back in the day, only this one is pink, and with some perplexing smiley face badges stuck to it.

And, having worked out what it was, we thought it might be a good weapon in our continuing fight against crimes of fashion, given to those fashion criminals whose offences aren't quite bad enough to warrant jail time, but which still need to be pointed out. In other words, it would be like the Fashion Police equivalent of a Dunce's Cap and it could be awarded to, say, those poor fashion victims who actually buy the items we call Daylight Robbery, "because they're designer, OMG!"

Or we could just force them to wear the matching bum bag:


Or maybe both, depending on the severity of the crime?

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  • May 7, 2009


    Hah, Galliano cracks me up. He’s shameless, that one. Even moreso than Marc Jacobs. I have faith that this will not be one of his best sellers.

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  • May 7, 2009


    I think it looks like a Kettle cosy, witch i gess you could pull off as just cute. but the matching bum bag? a step to far.

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  • May 7, 2009


    Something about these items is very disturbing to me. Those are some menacing smiley faces.

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  • May 7, 2009


    It looks like something you could pick up cheap at Camden market … neither strike me as something a leading designer has you know, actually designed.

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  • May 9, 2009


    the smileys are cute 🙂

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  • May 11, 2009


    I reminds me a lot of something my sister made in sewing class, age 11.
    Hers was nicer.

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  • May 28, 2009


    lol. I just pictured a model trying to look attractive in that hat…The smileys are cute though 🙂

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