…Fashion Police Report…
Filed by: Officer Alice
Item: Jbros furry sneakers. We can barely bring ourselves to write it.
Place of Arrest: YesStyle.com
Accused of: Attacking and eating a small animal. Being furry. Being furry sneakers.
Other comments: These are also available in white. Twice the crime!
Sentence: To be thrown to the Crocs.
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