It had to happen, didn’t it? As soon as we heard that Paris Hilton was to be put bang to rights, we’ve been looking out for the "Free Paris!" t-shirts to start appearing, and sure enough, here they are. Now, I’m not quite sure why anyone would want to see Paris set free. Personally, we’re quite looking forward to a few quiet weeks without seeing her staring back at us from every website we click onto, but I guess you could always accessorize it with a heavy dose of irony?