In my beauty school when they were going over the …

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In my beauty school when they were going over the dresscode we were told that crocs are absolutely verboten, which prompted a lengthy digression into how disgusting they really are, during which time I was told that they’re edible. EDIBLE! According to someone from my class, if you’re like, starving to death in the wilderness and you’ve got crocs on, all you have to do is boil them down and voila -sustenance. I’m sort of the callous type so I said that anyone wearing crocs deserves to be lost in the wilderness. Although, I can’t verify that statement at all, I almost want to believe it just because its so bad.

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