Fashion Criminal: Caprice


I’ve been frankly a bit suspicious of Caprice ever since she showed up on Celebrity Big Brother that time, swearing she was 29 but looking about 47 in close-up. This outfit just makes me even more suspicious. For starters, I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of animal she had to kill to make the bottom half of the dress. And for seconds: if she really had to wear some weird kind of feathery/furry hybrid of a dress, she could’ve at least pulled together enough material to cover the top half of her body, no? There are shades of Jodie Marsh in the "I’m so hot I’m just gonna go naked" style of the top, and really, when you’re finding yourself compared to Jodie Marsh, you have yourself a big old problem right there…

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