Fashion Trends We’d Ban: Crazily patterned leggings

  This is Sam an Amanda Marchant, a.k.a "The Twins from Big Brother". (That's the UK version of Big Brother, in case you're still scratching your head). Now, given that they're reality TV "stars", our expectations of their sartorial choices are automatically lowered anyway, but that's not important, because we're not here to talk about them, we're here to talk about their leggings: or crazily patterned leggings as a general concept.

Personally, we'd ban 'em. (The leggings, we mean. Not the twins.) Seriously, you can just imagine these two looking back at this picture in a couple of years and thinking, "Oh my God, what were we thinking?" can't you? In our book, that's generally a good indication that it's time to step away from the fashion trend in question, and this is one fashion trend we wish everyone would step away from, because we can't think of ONE PERSON we've seen making this look work. Not one.

Every time we've seen someone attempt it (and luckily those times have been mercifully few, and have mostly involved Katie Price), they've looked a little bit like a giant toddler scribbled all over them. And sure, you can try to pass it off as "edgy" or "wacky" as much as you like, but until we see evidence to the contrary, we're still going to see this as a Crime of Fashion. You?