“Never wear white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.”
If this so-called fashion rule is to be believed, we should have spent this weekend packing away every last piece of white clothing in our closets, and resigning ourselves to an autumn and winter of blacks, greys and browns, with perhaps the odd “pop” of jewel-toned colour, which fashion magazines are always telling us are de rigueur at this time of year.
Did we, though? Oh, hell, no. We don’t know about you, but we spent the weekend drinking wine and trying on shoes we can’t afford. What else are weekends for, after all? They’re certainly not for clearing out closets and removing every last trace of white, because, seriously:
Thick white coats?
You’re seriously going to avoid wearing any of those items until MAY, just because of some silly “rule”, invented in days gone by, when the streets were far dirtier than they are now, “public transport” meant a horse and cart, and the “no white after Labor day” rule was more about keeping your clothes clean, than being fashionable? If so, you’re probably on the wrong website, because The Fashion Police firmly believe you should discard all fashion “rules”, and apply simple common sense to your clothing choices instead. In this case, that would mean asking yourself:
1. Is it warm enough?
2. Will it be easy to keep it clean?
Aaaand, that’s pretty much it on the “white after Labor day” rule, to be perfectly honest. Of course you can wear white after Labor Day! You can wear white it any time you want, as long as it’s the right white: for instance, you probably wouldn’t want to go for bright-white trousers if you were taking a walk in a muddy, mid-winter field (in fact, you maybe wouldn’t want to wear bright white trousers at all, but that’s another matter altogether), and a white cotton dress could look just a little out of place in the middle of December, but winter white is a great colour for wool coats and jackets, and ain’t nothing wrong with some white knitwear now, is there?
Well, IS there? What do YOU think of the “No white after Labor day” rule? Outdated, or totally relevant to today’s society?