Fashion Police Checkpoint: What are you wearing right now?

OK, everyone, form an orderly line, please: this is a Fashion Police Checkpoint, and before you can continue on your way, we’re going to have to ask you to step aside, keep your hands above your head, and give us a complete inventory of what you’re wearing right this very second: and no cheating!

Tell us: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

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  • August 26, 2011

    Holly

    High waisted grey and black plaid skirt with dark pink t-shirt (with some kind of layered sleeves, but anyway). No shoes no accessories except tiny fake diamond earrings ^^

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  • August 26, 2011

    Rachel Gray

    White tank top, husband’s denim shirt w/rolled sleeves; knee-length skirt made from Husband’s old Levi’s; Sanita open-back clogs with yellow floral print & wooden soles; garden dirt; grass clippings, dog fur.

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  • August 26, 2011

    naiadknight

    Untucked turquoise button-up shirt, abstract print (turquoise, black, white, and baby blue) crew neck t-shirt peeking out from beneath the button- up, dark wash boot-cut jeans, silver beaded choker with bird pendant, silver pleated ballet flats, pendant silver heart earrings, tungsten carbide wedding band, silver celtic knotwork with amethyst heart engagement ring.

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  • August 26, 2011

    melissa

    White tank top and black undies with bright pink, purple and orange horses. and of course my wedding ring πŸ˜€

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  • August 26, 2011

    valleycat1

    Casual friday @ work: Black v-neck tee, black walking shorts, gray Toms Cordones, mixed-metal necklace by Mullanium, gold wedding ring, maroon glasses.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Moni

    My black Birkenstock-style sandals, blue jeans, and a black sleeveless top with spaghetti straps and a high neckline.

    I wish I could wear some shorts or a skirt right now, because it’s SO hot.
    But I have to go to a Square Dance event right after work, and I don’t know how warm it’ll still be when I get home late at night…

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  • August 26, 2011

    Kerri

    gray skinny jeans, a t shirt with an owl wearing glasses and a bow, a black vest and black patent round toe heels

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  • August 26, 2011

    oldfashionedreamer

    Well today starts New Student Orientation at my college, which I am helping with, so I am wearing my orange college tee, some jean shorts…and my newly acquired engagement ring πŸ™‚

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  • August 26, 2011

    Karlie

    Lucky Brand T with a peacock on it, Levis and red leather ballet flats from Jessica Simpson. Who knew she made really comfortable flats?

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  • August 26, 2011

    Theresa

    Old Navy dark wash jeans, white cami, teal gap v-neck tee, black ballet flats, and pretty black earrings with iridescent flowers on them.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Rebecca

    black cotton shorts, teal blue tissue tank, and sparkly silver ballet flats.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Lu

    Pale blue T-shirt ( this one: http://www.hm.com/de/product/80705?article=80705-A#article=80705-C ) and blue jersey shorts. It is quite hot here and I’m home alone.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Minka

    Green sun dress, dark purple cardigan and at the moment I’m barefoot, but when I’m heading out I’m gonna add either my black studded flat sandals or my brown wedge sandals…

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  • August 26, 2011

    Itzel

    Gown and flip flops, my day has just started!

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  • August 26, 2011

    Jen

    Old Navy skinny jeans, pink t-shirt with black tank top underneath and a black vest. Black ballet flats and a small black necklace.

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  • August 26, 2011

    cmap

    a robe.

    Hi Amber, no time to email! The Hey Dollface link on the header is broken. You can delete this comment if you like. Cheers!

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  • August 26, 2011

    Delphine

    Nothiiiing! (ha ha ha. Yeah, my sense of humour is worldwide famous.)
    Dark grey tights, a long Aerosmith sleeveless Tshirt, olive/grey broagues from Brick Lane (<3), a black woolen hat and my light pink big collar Camden Town (<3<3<3!) jacket. Youhou!

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  • August 26, 2011

    Alex

    Zara jeans, primark polka dot tshirt and long black cardi with Dorothy perkens nude and purple heels and assorted jewellery. And model’s own purple mystique nail varnish.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Giselle

    I’m naked.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Zomermaantje

    Knee long full skirted red dress with cache-coeur top, long black cardigan, red peep toe sandals with ankle strap and my sunglasses to keep my hair back, even though it has been raining cats and dogs most of the day.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Rhiannon

    Long, oversized red jumper, black tank top and black leggings. It’s a lazy day for me haha πŸ˜€

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  • August 26, 2011

    Mary

    Ankle-length thrifted denim skirt, blue tee shirt with flours and swirly thingies on it, scrunched down yellow and white striped overknee socks.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Lili @ Relatable Style

    Grey sweats with a black festival shirt. I would still wear what I wore out earlier today, a watermelon-colored skirt with a coral top, white-red striped scarf and white-red striped ballet flats. And fake pearls πŸ˜‰ But of course the temperature decided to drop considerably, so I changed into a cold-preventing outfit once I got back home…

    Relatable Style

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  • August 26, 2011

    Sonya

    A pair of jean bermuda shorts, a white cami, a green scoop-necked tee, and two leather bracelets.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Lulu

    Black boot-cut jeans.
    Black long-sleeved knit shirt.
    Black Teva sandals.
    Black leather bracelet with “silver” trim.
    Black onyx and “silver” earrings.

    Yikes! I’m a walking freaking funeral!

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  • August 26, 2011

    Cookie

    White almost-off the shoulders shortsleeve top, high-waisted full circle black and white polkadot skirt, white flats, and a 40’s style updo.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Rebecca

    Blue cotton shorts, pink tank top and on top blue tank top with lace back. I just finished an exercise video πŸ™‚

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  • August 26, 2011

    XL5Venus

    Horizontal grey/blue/purple striped cotton tank, above-the knee solid aubergine wrap skirt, moulded rubber soled hiking sandals. It’s a sunny summer day.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Rudi

    Black cap-sleeve blouse with a white vest/tank underneath,

    Black high waisted skirt – taffeta with little velvety polka dots,

    My very trusty cincher belt,

    Black tights

    I’m in my work clothes – colours are banned. =(

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  • August 26, 2011

    Meg

    A sea foam green cami tank top with lace accents, brown layered flowing skirt that goes just below my knees, brown flip flops. I’m working so it’s business casual.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Kate

    A pair of thrifted Michael Kors jeans ($4.14, tyvm), and a white shirt. It’s my day off, if I hadn’t gone out to get the mail and a coffee I’d still be in my pajamas!

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  • August 26, 2011

    G.G.

    Just a simple dress — collared, hits about two inches above the knees, buttons all the way up with cute wooden buttons; the top part is fashioned almost like a vest so it’s very low and has sort of a racer-back. Narrows at the waist and then flares a bit in an A-line skirt. It alternates yellow, light rust, and beige wider stripes with thinner light blue, turquoise, and white pinstripes. Paired with twisted gold hoops and an open heart charm on a very thin gold chain. (Once upon a time I was wearing wedges with gladiator-esque thin braided silver-and-gold ropes, but those hurt my feet too much and now I’m lounging on my bed!)

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  • August 26, 2011

    Laura

    Black maxi skirt; white slub vneck; colorblocked turquoise, navy, olive, light blue scarf. Barefooted at the moment πŸ™‚

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  • August 26, 2011

    Isabel

    Top: Short sleeved, aqua/sky/light blue with pink/lavender flowers and lace at neck.
    Pants: Deep blue jean crop shorts.
    Feet: Barefoot!
    Accessories: Black Swatch, two silver rings on right hand.

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  • August 26, 2011

    K.K.

    A light orange print sundress and Dolce Vita metallic sandals.

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  • August 26, 2011

    Pompadue Mercury

    grey asda jogging bottoms, stained. and a striped new look top with horrible ties at the front.

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  • August 27, 2011

    Zoe

    Navy skinny jeans (Banana Republic), white and black striped tank (Target), red cardigan (also Target) and on the floor underneath my desk are black Jessica Simpson peep toes with white piping along the edges and the toe bow (eBay)

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  • August 27, 2011

    Marianne S.

    Indigo bootcut jeans, gray cotton modal cami tucked in, black/white/gray argyle cashmere cardigan (it was cold when I went out for the day at 8 AM) floral print strappy sandals w/ platform and wedge heel.

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  • August 27, 2011

    Panthera

    We’re moving, so today to build furniture and pack I wore some light blue jeggins, a 3/4 length sleeve, black and white striped long sweater/dress with gold buttons on one shoulder and nude ballerinas from H&M.

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  • August 27, 2011

    Cate

    Dark blue gym shorts, bright pink fuzzy socks, and a ginormous green baggy t-shirt I stole from my big brother. Currently prepping for a hurricane over here so, no judging. πŸ˜‰

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  • August 27, 2011

    My Invisalign Blog

    Joe’s jeans, grey vest, olive green t shirt.

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  • August 27, 2011

    AnnaSylvia Newlands

    ItΒ΄s night here in Rio de Janeiro, the weather is soft so, I`m very comfortable wearing a blue jeans and a pale rose T-shirt, and very comfortable sandals.

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  • August 27, 2011

    Ophelia

    A bathrobe. You always get me between showering and getting ready to face the day πŸ˜€

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  • August 27, 2011

    dreamer

    a purple maxi dress and my specs….nothing else cz m chilling @home sweet home <3

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  • August 27, 2011

    Amy

    wide leg denim trousers and a green loose tee, just watching movies on my computer, am I in trouble Fashion Police?

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  • August 27, 2011

    Bailey Ann

    Gahhh you caught me in half of my work uniform. Red canvas pants, black t-shirt with my work-logo on it. I’m a karate teacher :p I do have fun socks though :3 Black with neon polka-dots, hell yeah :3

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  • August 28, 2011

    Pompadue Mercury

    legginz nd a floweri dres frm tpshp

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  • August 28, 2011

    Lighty_lo

    Ups, I’m wearing my pijama’s top (pink Disney villians’ tank top) with grey skinny jeans and black Converse shoes. In my defense I’ll say I’m about to go to sleep.

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  • August 28, 2011

    Amy

    Well, I’m wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and my black flare pajama pants. No makeup. I’m glad this isn’t a photo-required post.

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  • August 28, 2011

    Marthe

    Uh-oh. I just woke up from a long night out, it’s 13 h 33 here (1 pm 33) in Belgium, I’m wearing white underpants and my white sleeping top (who’s actually just an old summer top from h&m) with green little dots. I’m wearing my festival and boyfriend related bracelets (reggaeparties and some with African shells) and my silver necklace with the hand of fatima and a little black hanger I got from my great-grandmother. And my silver simple ring from the oxfamshop that I’d like to imagine it’s my engagement ring already, I wear it constantly. πŸ™‚

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  • August 28, 2011

    Katie

    Black leggings, black jersey dress from next, black cardi! It’s a lazy Sunday, what more can I say lol πŸ™‚

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  • August 28, 2011

    Leah

    Top: Thin grey T-shirt, 3/4 sleeves, with a sequine heart starting on the chest don the waist.It kinda looks like a sequin corset.
    Skirt: Wide maxi black skirt.
    Shoes: Grey fabric ballet flats, with small black bows.
    Jewery: One Michal Nagrin ring.
    Hair and make up: Hair is down, curly, with a small braid on the side.
    wearing concealer, nudish eyeshadow, a bit of mayyeberlline define a lash mascara, whitish ” pearl” lipbalm that tints my lip a very intersting pastel pink.

    What I was wearing on frinday: A slouchy, open neck sage green top, 3/4 sleeve, with a hot pink tank under, a denim high waisted, flary skirt (knee length), and colorfull striped fabric flats. No jewlery, same makeup.

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    • August 29, 2011

      Rubee

      I’m in black too ha ha ha! Black skinny jeans (one-size-bigger because I’ve lost 5 kgs in two months), short sleeve black tee with lace trimming, black bow flats, silver+fake diamonds earrings & necklace.

      On Friday I was wearing cargo pants, long-sleeve white tee, pink cap and sneakers ( going to a construction site)… and a Milady’s chain-strap purse.

      Make up: chapstick+ natural pink lipstick and lots of sunscreen.

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  • August 29, 2011

    Eagle Vision

    Navy pajama pants and orange t-shirt (it’s night after all)

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  • August 29, 2011

    hana no fei

    dark blue skinny jeans, weird hippie tyedye shirt, with lace on the back and some old blacelets i never take of ^^

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  • August 29, 2011

    Johanna

    I’m wearing light grey college shorts and black-and-white striped long top knotted to waist-length. Also having my engagement ring, anniversary necklace (little sparkling silver heart) and glasses (orangey brown) since I’m practically blind without πŸ˜€ nothing too fabulous, but I’m going to sleep in 10 mins πŸ˜€

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  • August 29, 2011

    Riali

    A dress with a white v-neck bodice, and a full, knee length skirt which is turquoise with tiny white birds flying all over it, a hairband the same turquoise, and pewter bird-wing-esque earrings. I had white sandals, but I’ve taken them off.

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  • August 29, 2011

    Amanda

    Blue Levi’s jeans and a navy Primark top, with a bird pattern on. Slippers, no jewellery (but a good hair day makes up for that :D)

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  • August 29, 2011

    Keeva

    Navy cotton tracksuit bottoms, royal blue much-too-small hoody, cream dandelion print tank top, odd socks.

    um.. not a good day fashion-wise…!

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  • August 31, 2011

    Kelly

    Eek! A checkpoint at 5:23am?? Well, you caught me in just my victoria’s secret purple lace skivvies. Can I borrow a coat? lol

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  • September 2, 2011

    Batmanismylover

    .-. the worst outfil of the week, you could say, light blue jeans, red converse, a red bandana and the red school’s uniform red polo .-. aaand doing cakes on my nails ?:P

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  • October 1, 2011

    Anon

    White pajama bottom with prints of stars and monsters underneath a green tunic and black cardigan i wore when i was out. and my long, striped, 10-year-old “house stockings”.

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  • October 13, 2011

    QuantumPhysica

    Euh… nothing, to be honest. ( 3:35 am, you know)
    But my nails are polished red πŸ˜‰

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  • October 19, 2011

    Shannly

    Hello Kitty shirt, cutoff jeans, (light blue) ice cream cone necklace DC shoes

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  • October 31, 2013

    Samantha

    pink shortsleeve sweater
    pink lace cami
    gray stretch slacks
    white tube socks
    white runners
    pig snout
    pig ears on alligator clips
    pink ribbon w/ pink cork screwed pipe cleaner (as a piggy tail)

    FYI its halloween

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