STOP! (Collaborate and listen…)
Yes, folks, it’s a Fashion Police Checkpoint, so before you all head off to enjoy the long weekend, we’re going to have to ask you to step to the side and give us a quick inventory of what you’re wearing. It’ll only take a minute, and don’t worry, it’s for sheer nosiness research purposes only, so we won’t judge you!
So, tell us: what are you wearing right this very second?