Crime of Fashion: Thong Tights

Tights Fashion Police reader Kerry reported this crime of fashion this morning, leaving us all sniggering into our coffee as we took in the crime of fashion that is the Thong Tight.

Despite despite their "specialist" appearance, you’ll find thong tights being sold in ordinary lingerie stores, because they’re designed to prevent VPL and give a smoother line under your clothes. How ironic that an item of clothing designed to prevent crimes of fashion should itself become a crime of fashion…

We have three words: JUST. WEAR. HOLD-UPS. (OK, so four words, maybe). Seriously: they don’t give you VPL either, and also: they don’t look nearly as bad as this. Trust us.

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  • November 20, 2007


    I dunno I think that these would just end up making tons of lines…I haven’t found regular tights make any lines at all, actually. I think these tights are just a way for idiots to get some wannabe form of erotic pleasure…

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