Words just don’t describe it, do they? Well, OK, they do: Urban Outfitters say: "All over print dress with quilted yoke on front and back, and finished with neck ties that you can wear long and loose or in a lady like bow."
We say: "Which lady will you be like, though UO? Perhaps that batshit crazy old cat lady who’s about 102 and all the neighbourhood kids think is a witch? Because that’s totally who would wear this dress?"
What do you say?
(It’s just been reduced to £9.99, by the way. No, we can’t understand it either…)