Ever opened your wardrobe and cried "I’ve nothing to wear"? Well, if you have, we just bet you’ve never meant it quite as much as you will today when you discover that, whoops, The Fashion Police have stolen all your clothes again, leaving you with just two choices – and what choices they are!
Today, you see, your choice is between these fetching animal print metallic leggings (which, we regret to tell you, you must wear with the shoes pictured, and with nothing covering the crotch) and a shell suit. Yes, a shell suit. It’s either that or die, my friends, and given that dying is against the rules, you’re going to have to make a choice.
Which will it be?