Time for a quick game of "Spot the Difference", my fashionable friends. On the left Josh Goot’s zip-front scuba dress; on the right Topshop’s zip-front bodyconscious dress. On the left, £320; on the right, £32. (Hey, maybe they just forgot the zero on the end?) I know which one I’d buy, is all I’m sayin’.*
* Actually, I wouldn’t buy either of them. I’m afraid my years of wearing body-con dresses are long since past, by which I mean, "never even started". Gah.