Fashion Criminal: Keira Knightley at the UK Premiere of ‘Atonement’


Now, I’m no fan of Keira Knightley, but even I will admit that she’s a good lookin’ girl. There is such a thing, though, as dressing to suit your shape, and that applies to thin women just as much as it does to fat ones. So, if you have huge thighs, for instance, you’d probably do well to steer clear of skinny jeans, and, similarly, if you have … how can I put this? … If you have no boobs, say… you don’t wear a dress designed to show off your cleavage. Capiche?

In this picture, Keira looks like someone stuck a woman’s head on a little boy’s body. It’s actually pretty disturbing, in an "I can’t stop looking at it" kind of way. And I think it’s time to sack the stylist, Keira…


  • September 15, 2007


    It looks to me like Keira Knightly has th exact same body as my first boyfriend from 9th grade (I don’t know what that translates to in British schools, but I was 14).

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  • September 27, 2007

    Monica H

    This look is all wrong on her. Is this young lady sick or something? She doesn’t look healthy.

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  • September 3, 2009


    I love the dress, but it just looks scary on her!
    I feel sad for her actually, she must not be doing too well by the looks of her!

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