Emperor’s New Clothes: Stefano Mortari sheer dress


Looks like the Emperor has been "shress" shopping again, folks, and spending £325 on this Stefano Mortari number, by the looks of things.  That’s around $530, which, even assuming you bought it to wear over the top of something else, and not to use as part of this "buck nekkid" look, is just… just wow.

We particularly like the way the label stands out like a sore thumb, because, of course, there’s nowhere to hide it when you’re essentially wearing nothing, is there?


  • October 23, 2008


    Clearly the next stop is to simply apply labels to our backs with adhesive and go totally naked.

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  • October 23, 2008


    Soon to be seen on Jodie Marsh…..or maybe this would be too covered up for her?

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  • October 27, 2008


    wouldn’t this qualify as lingerie?

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  • October 28, 2008

    Kary G.

    My niece saw this and started to cry. I wonder why?

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  • November 29, 2008


    Even for lingerie it’s tacky.

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  • August 31, 2011


    Great dress. i wouldn’t wear those “granny panties. When i go sheer i wear a micro thong. SOO much sexier.

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