It's not the fact that they're harem pants. It's not even the fact that they're harem-pants-that-can-also-be-worn-as-a-dress.
No, it's the fact that they're harem-pants-that-can-also-be-worn-as-as-dress that the Golden Girls would wear. If, of course, The Golden Girls, God bless them, had ever decided to wear such a thing.
That's what qualifies these as a crime of fashion in our book.
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