These are shin pads.
They cost $709.
That’s not a typo.
The justification for this? Well, they’re ostrich leather, but they’re also DESIGNER. And that, as every good fashion victim knows, is enough to make just about ANYTHING worth hundreds of dollars. Even shin pads.
Here’s how you’d wear your $700 shin pads:
Shorts cut for a giant, baggy shirt, stupid hat. OF COURSE.
Are you ready to buy them? They’re by Julien David: click here to go get ’em.