"If I click my fingers just like this, will I wake up from this nightmare and find out I’m not actually wearing this dress?"
Today we’re venturing away from the world of Ugly Prom Dresses in particular and taking a quick stroll through the land of Ugly Formal Wear in general. Now, we realise that this dress was probably designed with the, ahem, "more mature" lady in mind (even although the model doesn’t look particularly "mature"), but it’s our contention that no one needs to dress like this, no matter what their age. Why so Crystal Carrington, we wonder? Won’t Linda Evans be pissed when she finds out someone raided her wardrobe?