Despite our much-discussed loathing of the crime of fashion that is the drop-crotch pant, we don't think we've forced our readers to contemplate wearing a pair yet. Well, that has to change, of course, but what could possibly be more horrible than a crotch that reaches your knees, we wondered? Well, how about hips that would make it difficult to fit through doors? The Fashion Police have been alarmed to find more and more garments with huge, puffy hips appearing in our cells recently, and so we got to wondering: if our readers HAD to wear either a dropped crotch or a pair of massive hips – which would they choose?
This is the choice that's now before you. On the left, Mango's harem pants. On the left, Miss Mars' big-hipped trousers. And on you? Well, that's what we'd like you to tell us. Imagine that you HAVE to wear one of the items shown above: which would you choose, and why?