Crocs make high heels out of plastic. Fashion Police weep.

Crocs Our thanks to Fashion Police Officer Megan for calling in this fresh fashion offense from the world of Crocs.

Now, we already knew that Crocs had been making high heels, and it was with some surprise that we had noted that the high heels Crocs had been making didn’t completely suck. It’s one step forwards, two steps back for the company that loves plastic,though, and their latest foray into the world of shoes that aren’t clogs involves… plastic. Of course.

Crocs say that these shoes will "spice up any fashionista’s wardrobe". We say, "No. No. they won’t, Crocs. Don’t be silly, now."


  • April 2, 2008

    Miss Britt

    There is not enough repentance in the world…

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  • April 2, 2008


    When will Crocs go away?!

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  • April 2, 2008


    And things were looking so promising..

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  • April 2, 2008


    horrid.. and not to mention the CROCS BALLET FLATS that I saw the other day…

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  • April 2, 2008


    My nephew wears crocs, he is 2 years old and he only wears them because he doesn’t have time to have his laces tied and they are the same shade of blue as Thomas the tank Engine.
    This, I find, is acceptable. The crocs in the picture I find offensive. I can see Paris Hilton in these for some reason.

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  • June 19, 2008


    Hah! Those are so wierd, it makes me want a pair. I’d giggle every time I saw my feet.

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  • August 6, 2008


    these things look RIDICULOUS!!!!!
    i would NEVER wear these damn shoes or any other form of these ugly ass shoes!!

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  • October 5, 2008


    Actually, crocs are made of foam, not plastic, not rubber. Believe it or not, I own those heels and they’re actually pretty cute and about a million times more comfortable than similiar heels made of the normal material.

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  • June 19, 2009

    Toby Hirsch

    Don’t knock ’em ’til you’ve tried ’em!! I live in mine…who would have thought?!? I was on vacation, and a man at a store said he never knew Crocs made such a sexy shoe!!!

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Crocs make high heels! That don’t completely suck!


Every time we write about our hatred for Crocs, we get a handful of comments from a small number of people who feel the need to point out that they are SO! COMFORTABLE! As if that makes the total and utter fugliness of them OK. Well, let’s make one thing clear: it’s not OK. There are lots of "really comfy!" shoes out there – you don’t need to wear plastic gardening clogs. In fact, it turns out you can even stick to your beloved Crocs without looking like a mental patient, courtesy of the ‘YOU by Crocs’ line, which applies that oh-so-comfortable sole to shoes that don’t completely suck, like these Top Shelf Patent Leather wedges.  There is no excuse now: be comfortable in normal shoes, not in brightly coloured bits of plastic. The Fashion Police thank you.


  • November 20, 2007


    Golly – I would wear them! Well, I would if I could carry off ankle straps anyway…

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  • November 22, 2007


    The share price of CROX is dropping. Let’s just pray it crashes and they go out of business.

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