This belongs on your Grandmother’s couch, not on your body …

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This belongs on your Grandmother’s couch, not on your body

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Fashion Trends: Elastic waist belts
Elastic belts totally remind me of dance class in the early 90’s. Love em!


Wear or Die: Mom “fashion”
I’d take the skort on the condition that I could take a sharpie to them and give them some kind of edgy pattern to heal the pain.


Ugly Jeans: Could you love a man who wore these?
This cracks me up because it’s almost as if the designer’s lifelong ambition was to be on your site with the ultimate crime of fashion: pants edition.
Harem crotch?
CHECK
Dorky suspenders?
CHECK
Unnecessary excess in the knees, in fact, probably the worst possible fit(ever?) from knee to foot?
CHECK
I don’t think they left out a single detail in their mission. I used to think the saggedy-sag pants look on guys was the worst thing ever when I was in junior high, but this takes it to a whole new level.


What kind of shoes are these? (Clue: BALLET FLATS)
This makes me incredibly angry for some reason. It’s like that kid in high school who’s always trying to be clever and just ends up being a douchebag.


Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: It crawled from the deep…
For the ambitious teenager who can later use it for her 1AM audition at the Playboy Mansion.


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