Celebrity Fashion, Crimes of Fashion, Swimwear

Crime of Fashion: Thong bikinis (yes, Britney Spears, we ARE talking to you…)


During that whole "everyone does surveys to find out the worst ever summer fashion crime" thing, I’m amazed that no one (And by "no one" I mean "me") thought to mention the crime that is the thong bikini. Thong bikinis are  never a good idea. Even if you have the best beach body in the world, thong bikinis still aren’t a good idea, because… well, because they show your ass. That’s just a little bit try-hard in my  book. A little bit tacky. A little bit "Britney desperately trying to make a comeback by showing off her ass in a thong." And if Britney does it? It’s almost guarenteed to be a crime of fashion.

Britney didn’t just show off her thong once this week, though. Hell, no. Oops, she does it again, after the jump…


This picture is also an apt reminder of the fact we dare not face: that most women, no matter how skinny and toned they are, have a little bit of cellulite. I do, you probably do, and Britney here certainly does. Which makes the ass-showing thing even more ill-advised, really…

Still, at least she looks happy.

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