Crime of Fashion: Fendi’s platform lace-ups


Barney’s are charging $640 for these platform lace-ups by Fendi. Isn’t that hilarious? I mean, can you imagine the kind of person that would pay hundreds of dollars to put something so ugly on their feet? Are these the same people, I wonder, who’re wandering around in jeans bikini pants and harem pants, I wonder? I think so. And while we can’t actually arrest the shoes, we’d sure as hell like to arrest the wearers…

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