Crime of Fashion: The Bloodbath Jeans

bloodstained jeans

When the product description refers to “tie dye jeggings” you know it’s not going to be pretty – but nothing could have prepared our officers for the scene of carnage that met them when they were dispatched to investigate Denimocracy’s jeggings in the early hours of this morning.

We don’t know what these jeans did to deserve the bloodbath they were apparently involved in, but we do know our officers will require counselling to allow them to come to terms with what they witnessed here. It’s a bloody mess, basically, isn’t it?

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