Crime of Fashion? Easton Pearson Sea Urchin Dress

Sea Urchin print dress

Suspect: Easton Pearson printed dress, £865 at Net-a-Porter
Accused of: Crimes against fashion including creating the illusion of a totally rectangular body shape; being laughably expensive

Well, that’s one way to disguise a food baby, that’s sure. Or any little lumps and bumps you’re feeling a little bit self-conscious about. Or, you know, your whole figure. Because who wants to look like a human being when you could be a giant, walking rectangle? WHO?

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