A question: do crimes of fashion matter as much, do you think, when it’s practical old sportswear we’re talking about? I mean, does it really matter what you wear to the gym? Or when you’re out running?
Of course it does! Because there is cute sportswear out there! There’s even cute, comfortable, practical sportswear out there! And because there is never, ever a good time to wear fluorescent green horizontal stripes on your thighs. Not even if they’re designer stripes, by Tim Camino. Not even when they’re on sale.
That is all.