Doll Bras – creepy faces for your breasts


Breasts. Boobs. Lovely lady lumps. Whatever. They’re all well and good, you know, but wouldn’t they be so much better if they had, oh, let’s see, a couple of scary doll faces staring out of them, say? No? What do you mean, “no”? If you don’t think that sounds like a good idea, then there would be no need for Doll Bras to exist in the world, and as Doll Bras most certainly do exist in the world, then we can only assume that people are buying them. And wearing them. And walking around with little creepy doll faces attached to their boobs. No, we don’t understand why either. And we’re scared.

Seriously, wouldn’t you be scared if you looked in the mirror and suddenly your breasts had faces? It’s like the plot of some crappy horror movie, but trust us, folks: this is no movie. This is real life, and in real life, people are dressing themselves in such a way that their breasts appear to have faces. We couldn’t make it up, could we?

Doll Bras are available for the bargain price of $42 each, and you get to choose your own “character” and the colour of the feather boa surrounding it. Sound good? Buy yours here, then proceed straight to the Fashion Police jail. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect $200…



  • September 10, 2008


    I think this is the most horrific thing ever to grace the site….a site which also contains pictures of crocs!!

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  • September 10, 2008


    Wow. I mean, every time I think you’ve found the worst apparel possible, you go and find something to top it!
    These are even less sexy than a mu-mu. Who’d have thought that was possible?

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  • September 10, 2008


    Wow. Um, I’m scared now.

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  • September 10, 2008


    I may never sleep again. I think I actually screamed when I saw the photos.

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  • September 11, 2008


    I’m pretty sure the most horrifying part of this madness is that the bras are ALL SOLD OUT.

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  • September 12, 2008


    That’s just scary….no horrifying….and they’re sold out?! What on earth were the designers thinking?

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  • November 29, 2008


    April Fools lingerie.

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