CONFIRMED: Clothes Ripper on the loose, situation critical


The Fashion Police have just received confirmation that a deadly new fashion criminal, known only as The Clothes Ripper, is on the loose.

The confirmation comes in the shape of this top from Topshop, and we don't know what frightens us most: the fact that the top in question had to go through such a painful and humiliating ordeal to get into the state, or the fact that we know people will actually wear it like this, rather than as a layering piece, as Topshop suggest.

All that remains for us to ask now is: who – or what – will be the next victim of THE CLOTHES RIPPER?

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