Crime of Fashion: Oli’s cut out cleavage dress


Now, what did this poor dress do to the designers at Oli, we wonder, that they felt the need to do this to it? It’s a true crime of fashion: an otherwise inoffensive, pretty party dress, ruined by some designer’s need to make it "sexy" – and by "sexy" read "slash great big crescents in the bodice so that your boobs hang out of them".  I mean, if you’re going to wear a dress like this, which does everything in its power to draw attention to your assets, then you may as well just draw a huge arrow on your chest with the words "LOOK! BOOBS!" underneath it. Because, let’s face it, that’s exactly what this dress is saying…


  • November 17, 2007


    I Know! It’s saying “dress up and be able to nurse your baby at the same time!”

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  • September 21, 2008


    beyonce wore a similar dress in her music video for Beautiful Liar… it kind of made her look fat though…

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