OK, quick show of hands: who’s ever walked out of the house, looked down and suddenly realised that, whoops, you’re wearing two different shoes? Anyone? Don’t be shy now, it’s an easy mistake to make – like, you’ll have two black shoes on, roughly the same heel height, roughly the same shape, but… different. Or you’ll have on two pairs of ankle boots and they’ll look more or less the same, but one will be black and one will be navy. You know how it goes.
Which begs the question: why would Charlotte Olympia go out of her way to create that very fashion faux pas – deliberately?