Please… could someone just make it stop now? The boots-pretending-to-be-shoes, the shoes-pretending-to-be-socks – we’re sick of them all and we want them all to just go away. Please. And yeah, yeah, we get it. The "quirkiness". The "unexpectedness". Oh, the hilarity, because look! A shoe! That is actually a boot! Oh, how we laugh. Only not really, obviously.
This example really takes the biscuit because the colour of the boot in question will actually make you look like you’re wearing these shoes (these rather ugly shoes, we might add) with a pair of American Tan surgical stockings. A great look, we’re sure you’ll agree, and one that you’ll pay £105 for at Yoox.com.