Belly Buttons are the New Black

“Oh, what a shame,” you’re probably thinking. “This poor model forgot to fasten up the front of her dress! Still, at least she can just do up those buttons, and all will be well!”


There aren’t actually any buttons to put into the button holes. And that zip doesn’t go all the way up. You could always wear something under it, but to do that would be to ruin the “edgy” nature of the dress, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?

Basically, then, you’re stuck with flaunting your belly and breastbone every time you wear it. We wonder how long it’ll be before Keira Knightley shows up in it somewhere?

(This is by Maison Martin Margiela: click here to buy it)


  • March 3, 2011


    Ewww! So unflattering. The shape of that opening makes it look like her belly is bulging and I’m sure she has no belly at all!

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  • March 4, 2011


    I can only imagine what the boss would say if I turned up for work wearing this! Definitely not for the faint of heart!! I do rather like the colour, though.

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  • March 4, 2011


    don’t forget to put double tape as much as u can!! well, unless they have hidden exhibitionist attitude….

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  • March 4, 2011


    It just looks like you’d be wearing a dress that is couple of sized to small and you can’t really zip it up! Real flattering…

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  • March 23, 2011


    Looks like she missed some buttons.

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  • April 15, 2011


    This is a big, fat, shiny NO

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