Bad Bathing Suits: White lace-up one-piece


The words "lace-up" and "swimsuit" are words that really should never appear in the same sentence, aren’t they?

This particular lace-up swimsuit (Ouch! We said it again!) is billed as "nautical" – all we can say is that we’d hate to see the kind of ship the designers had in mind when they came up with this one. And we’d also hate to see someone wearing this is the white fabric went see-through after a dip in the water…

[Buy: White nautical monokini]


  • December 18, 2008


    i dont think this is one of those bathing suits to swim in, i think it’s just one to go on the beach and suntan and pick up a couple numbers 😉
    but the suntan lines would be ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL
    and it would make everyone who wasn’t a model look really chunky and thick

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  • December 19, 2008

    Minx GlamourModel

    i actually like swimsuits like these . ..
    xoxo .

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  • December 19, 2008


    I bet if you handed MacGyver a roll of toilet paper, 3 paper clips and a ball of string, he could make you this bathing suit.

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  • May 30, 2009


    Ugh, looks like something the girls from “Rock of Love” would wear.
    Yes, “lace-up” and “swimsuit” definitely don’t belong together!

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  • June 23, 2009


    This is one of the best swimsuit designs I have seen this season… I LOVE it and want one just like it (made of less see through material, of course). It offers the best of both worlds, a one piece that still offers the undeniably attractive sight of the exposed naval.

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  • November 5, 2009


    I’d wear it in a non-see-through-when-wet form!

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