Fashion Police at the 2012 Oscars: Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace

Angelina Jolie at the 2012 Oscars

Oh look, Angelina Jolie wore a black dress on the red carpet. How unusual. She also walked around with her leg out like this aaalll night. Which actually IS quite unusual, come to think of it…

Unfortunately for Angie, it wouldn’t really have mattered WHAT she’d worn, because the focus is always so much on her weight. We’ve already read the phrase “Needs to eat a sandwich” in connection with this woman about 200x today, and it’s not even mid-day yet. If we’d been playing the Fashion Police Drinking Game, we’d be drunk out of our minds by now. We kind of wish we had been, actually.

For every comment she gets about sandwiches, however, Angelina will make this face at you:

“YOU eat a sandwich!”

More (slightly delayed) Oscars coverage coming soon: stay tuned…

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