It’s not just that they’re fringed pants, and lord knows, The Fashion Police are no friends of fringe. It’s also that the fringes are attached to EYES:
Eyeballs. With things protruding from them. Are we the only ones who are just a little creeped out by that?
Oh, yeah: if you have a phobia about eyeballs, or things-in-eyes, we should probably have told you to avoid this post. Sorry. Best that you prepare yourselves for the sight of people actually walking around in these, though, if, indeed, they do. The fact that they’re $517 would normally make us think that was an unlikely scenario, but Fashion Victims never fail to surprise us, do they?
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