A helpful fashion hint…

If it makes the totally invisible model on the website, who has no actual body, look seriously “hippy”, it’s probably not going to be the most flattering of garments on those of us with corporeal form.

Want another free tip?

If even the mannequin ends up with Seriously Saggy Butt Syndrome (SSBS) when wearing it: AVOID.

You’re welcome.

(Alternatively, you can completely ignore this advice and click here to buy it. It’s your butt, after all.)

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