A Fashion Police Motto: Say no to sacks!


  Here's a simple motto, folks, that will help you through life and, more importantly, shopping: If even the product description calls a dress a 'sack', it will not be flattering on anyone. At all. Probably not even on pregnant people, who surely have more stylish options at their disposal than dresses which essentially look like someone cut neck and armholes in a … well, in a sack.

Furthermore, if you really MUST wear a sack (and we'll be honest, we can't think of a single reason why you would), don't pay $309 for one, which is what this one will cost you (and that's the sale price!), just save your money and wear an actual sack. Trust us, no one will know the difference…


  • March 2, 2009


    That’s just awful. It looks like something female prison inmates would be forced to wear! In fact, I bet it would discourage re-offending!

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  • March 3, 2009


    It reminds me of the smocks kindergarteners wear whilst fingerpainting.

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