Yoko Ono Fashions for Men 1969-2012

Yoko Ono Fashions for Men 1969-2012

This all makes sense once you realize it was designed by Yoko Ono. Seriously, if we’d had to guess, we’d have said either:

a) Yoko Ono


b) A 13-year-old schoolboy who didn’t realise the designs would be made into ACTUAL clothes.

Let’s investigate further:

man bra

The man bra. The perfect Christmas gift for the guy who has everything!

Yoko Ono menswear

We’re fairly sure that top is based on some graffiti we’ve seen on a wall near the Fashion Police HQ…

The Conservative Suit

This one’s called “The Conservative Suit”. The joke is that it’s NOT conservative. Oh, how your boss will laugh when you roll into the office with THIS on your ass:

Hand on ass

How we’ll ALL laugh, in fact. We can hear the “can I give you a hand?” jokes now, in fact.

We reckon it’d be a brave man who’d wear any of this. Do you know such a man? You can ¬†buy everything featured at Opening Ceremony, if so…



  • November 30, 2012


    Amazing!! She managed to design clothes worse than her voice and “music!”

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  • December 3, 2012


    Omg she is out of her damn mind. During the process of these clothes being created how is it possible that no one said to her “this is shit”?

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  • December 21, 2012


    I love your site, but the autoplaying ads have got to go!

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